This domain name associated with the website emmakelley.com has been seized pursuant to an order by the United States Federal Court.

A grand jury has indicted a single individual responsible for emmakelley.com and related pursuits charging she/her with the following federal crimes.

Despite graduating from the best secondary school in America, the highest ranking University in the world and then designing the buttons, screws and touch screen of multiple generations of the iPhone, this individual has violated multiple acts of the Federal Bureau's Prolific Act.

Before this individual commits her next violation from the albeit stylish interior of her apartment in San Francisco's Mission District, the United States Federal Court declares a seizure of all intellectual property hencepast and henceforth.